Here are Friday’s minor moves:
Carolina Panthers
- Placed on reserve/COVID-19 list: OL Tyler Larsen
- Placed on IR: DE Yetur Gross-Matos
Chicago Bears
- Activated from IR: DL John Jenkins
- Released: DL Daniel McCullers
Detroit Lions
- Placed on IR: TE Hunter Bryant
New York Giants
- Activated from IR: LB David Mayo
Philadelphia Eagles
- Placed on reserve/COVID-19 list: OL Matt Pryor; Pryor did not test positive for the coronavirus, Jeff McLane of the Philadelphia Inquirer tweets
oh joy. now Pryor’s out
scrapping the bottom of the barrel now
The New York Giants were able to activate their LB from IR because the player went to the MAYO Clinic.
Originally slated to be sent to the less impressive MIRACLE WHIP Clinic, the Giants went “all in” to be sure they could get the LB back on the field and SANDWICH him back into their Line Backing Corps.
You must be very limber. That was quite a stretch.
You have to SPIN a story,
and then BLEND it together to make it match the name !
I thought the MIRACLE clinic was closed when Joe Pisarcik retired.
More famous than that, the MIRACLE WHIP Clinic is where Sidd Finch was treated. We all know how famous he became.
McCullers sure didn’t last long with the Bears
Refer to the Practice Squad Transactions in the next transaction story.