David Parry isn’t totally out of the woods yet. The Colts defensive tackle reached a plea deal in April which gave him two years of probation instead of jail time on potential felony charges. However, he’s still facing separate charges from another court, as detailed by TMZ. 
Back in February, Parry was said to have attacked a taxi cart driver, car(t)jacked said vehicle, and threatened police officers. The Maricopa County Superior Court gave him a break on three of the charges associated with his booze-fueled evening, but the consequences could be much greater when he appears in Scottsdale City Court next month. One of the remaining charges includes Arizona’s “Super Extreme” DUI, which carries a minimum 45-day jail sentence if he is convicted.
Colts GM Chris Ballard has suggested Parry’s place on the roster will be determined by his on-field performance, but a jail stint might hurt his standing with the club. On top of that, there’s also the matter of league discipline. Even without a felony conviction or a jail sentence, it seems like a suspension is in Parry’s future.
Parry, 25, has started in every possible game for the Colts over the last two years.
He is the perfect example of someone who thinks he is better than everyone else because he is famous and making a lot of money. These guys need to learn that just because they are famous and making big bucks, they still have to play by all the same rules everyone else has to play by
I love how much personality is in this piece “car(t)jacked” “booze-fueled”
Good stuff.
The writer forgot to use the term “Dumbass”